
Entire school banned from Chester Zoo for two years after pupils moon the monkey enclosure
Teenagers from Radclyffe School in Oldham were kicked out of Chester Zoo last week for giving visitors an eyeful.

Couple arrested for having sex in public - by 25 biked police officers
Unfortunate couple Jennifer Harvey, 41, and Richard McBride, 37, were clearly at the wrong place at the wrong time on Tuesday afternoon - as became clear when they were after spotted having sex in a public park and arrested by 25 police officers.

Man partially rips off own penis whilst high on magic mushrooms
An unfortunate 41-year-old man has ripped off part of his own penis whilst high on magic mushrooms.

Student wakes up with scorpian inches from face - in Aberdeen
Zoology student Vicky Raitt woke up to an unexpected guest sitting just inches away from her face - a tropical scorpion.

Man sells coffin on Craigslist; doesn't mention there's a skeleton inside
Dave Burgstrum, the owner of a fine oak coffin, decided to put it up for sale on Craigslist. One thing he failed to mention however was that the new owner would be receiving a free skeleton with their purchase.

Man who had sex with sofa in the street spared jail
Sofa sex pest Gerard Streator has made it in the headlines again.

Gay history guide launched at British Museum
The British Museum has launched a guide centred on elements of homosexuality to be found in its collection as part of LGBT History Month.

The Voice, X Factor: is it better to be in a runner up position?
Series two of The Voice ended earlier this week, with Andrea Begley being named as the winner. But will her time run out before she can even make a name for herself?

'Khaleesi' - future no.1 girls' name of America?
Game of Thrones has proven popular amongst the world-wide TV viewing public - so much so that 146 US baby girls have now been named 'Khaleesi', a name in the made up Dothraki language that means 'queen'.

Children's Laureate Malorie Blackman demands more sex in teenage fiction
Children's Laureate Malorie Blackman has said that including more sexual content in books would allow young teens to learn about it safely rather than through innuendo and porn.

New app translates 'beer' into 59 languages
We are in the presence of a breakthrough in British history. The worlds first beer translator app allows you to order a beer in almost any language you choose...

Cap... or cat? Graduate in celebratory cake error
For most graduation is a time of joy and relief - and what better way to celebrate than with friends, family and most importantly cake!

Man proposes to girlfriend... with a chicken burger
Happy Couple Ann and Dennis recently became engaged, but the proposal was rather peculiar to say the least.

Officially incompetent! Turkish airport staff let nine-year-old through - using a toy passport for her unicorn
Emily Harris and her parents went on holiday to Antalya in Turkey earlier this month - and their trip was made truly unforgettable due to the actions that took place at customs.
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