10 Easter Bunnies that will make you glad you don't have to believe in anything anymore
16th April 2014
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Weird shit happens when you type the words “Easter bunny” into a stock image account.
Like, the bunny holding a bomb. Or, the large pink lady wearing questionable bunny ears.
These examples of straight-up chocolate-based lupine weirdness have nothing on that prophetic Donnie Darko monster.
Is this where childhood nightmares come from?
Probably.
Happy Easter.
This Easter Bunny, who is force-feeding a child chocolate.

This Easter Bunny, who is just dark in every way possible. (If you look closely, there's a baby buried in this picture. Oh, and they're both about to be eaten by a snake.)

Scared yet?
TERRIFIED.
JESUS CHRIST.
Stop trying to give me chocolate, you pervert.
Why is this Easter Bunny so high?
This Easter Bunny is in fact a Peeping Tom.
Oh wait, it gets better – he’s replaced his binoculars with a BOMB.
The Easter Bunny Human (again), who for some reason now has “sample text.”
Why so sinister? Because we don’t have faces anymore. Goodbye.

This Easter Bunny, who is just dark in every way possible. (If you look closely, there's a baby buried in this picture. Oh, and they're both about to be eaten by a snake.)

Scared yet?

TERRIFIED.

JESUS CHRIST.

Stop trying to give me chocolate, you pervert.

Why is this Easter Bunny so high?

This Easter Bunny is in fact a Peeping Tom.

Oh wait, it gets better – he’s replaced his binoculars with a BOMB.

The Easter Bunny Human (again), who for some reason now has “sample text.”

Why so sinister? Because we don’t have faces anymore. Goodbye.

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