10 Easter Bunnies that will make you glad you don't have to believe in anything anymore

Weird shit happens when you type the words “Easter bunny” into a stock image account.

Like, the bunny holding a bomb. Or, the large pink lady wearing questionable bunny ears.

These examples of straight-up chocolate-based lupine weirdness have nothing on that prophetic Donnie Darko monster.

Is this where childhood nightmares come from?

Probably.

Happy Easter.

This Easter Bunny, who is force-feeding a child chocolate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Easter Bunny, who is just dark in every way possible.

(If you look closely, there's a baby buried in this picture. Oh, and they're both about to be eaten by a snake.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scared yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TERRIFIED.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JESUS CHRIST.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stop trying to give me chocolate, you pervert.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is this Easter Bunny so high?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Easter Bunny is in fact a Peeping Tom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh wait, it gets better – he’s replaced his binoculars with a BOMB.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Easter Bunny Human (again), who for some reason now has “sample text.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why so sinister?

Because we don’t have faces anymore.

Goodbye.