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10 stock images of Santa doing things he really shouldn't be

19th December 2013
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Who knew Santa was partial to a bit of culinary-based violence, outdoor urination – and casual abduction of sleeping women?

May we present...

Santa enjoying a whiskey and not giving a f*ck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Santa getting the party started with shaving foam and shots.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Santa tying up and apparently abducting a woman with the aid of twine.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Santa ironing his own beard. No, we don’t know why he’d do that either.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Santa urinating against a wall.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Santa praying for some kind of Christmas gift from what seems to be an angry-female-Santa-prostitute.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Santa managing to make innocent culinary utensils look terrifying.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Santa passing out after one slice of pizza too many.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Santa threatening to cause a massacre.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This of course inevitably leads to...

Santa getting arrested. Happy Christmas!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




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