Toaster sex, stuck handcuffs and a horny vacuum cleaner: Weird 999 calls
29th July 2013
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You may think that calling 999 for the fire brigade is a simple idea. See a fire, call the fire brigade and they’ll come put it out. Easy, no?
Apparently not. The London Fire Brigade has found that the number of call-outs involving people stuck or trapped in objects has risen significantly over the last three years, with more than 1,300 incidents in London since 2010.
These “incidents” aren’t as innocent as they might first appear, however. In the last three years, London’s fire crews have had to help:

- 79 people trapped in handcuffs
- Nine men with rings stuck on their penises
- 18 children with their heads stuck in the toilet
- One man with his manhood stuck in a vacuum cleaner (brings new meaning to a blowjob)
- One confused soul with his penis trapped in a toaster (ouch)
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