Slippery situation! Man admitted to hospital with live eel stuck up his bum
10th April 2013
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We imagine that A&E departments are often parry to fairly horrific acts of sexual deviance, but this takes the biscuit.
A 39-year-old Chinese porn addict has been admitted to hospital after somehow getting a live eel stuck up his bum.
Not just any eel, though – a 20-inch Asian swamp eel that weighed in at more than half a kilo.
The man allegedly took himself to hospital, where he begged doctors to “please, please help me.”
He added: “The eel is moving through my body.”
After performing an all-night operation, unamused medics revealed that “the eel was simply trying to find its way out.”
We can’t blame it.
They added: “It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.
“This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury.
“Eels have small but very sharp teeth.”
Erm... ouch?
When questioned about how he got into such a slippery situation, the unidentified Guangdong man revealed that he had lost his grip whilst re-enacting a scene from an X-rated film.
He is now to be interviewed over charges of animal cruelty.
Want to read about more weird sexual incidents, including the woman hospitalised after an unfortunate moment with a chainsaw-dildo? Oh, go on then...
A 39-year-old Chinese porn addict has been admitted to hospital after somehow getting a live eel stuck up his bum.
Not just any eel, though – a 20-inch Asian swamp eel that weighed in at more than half a kilo.
The man allegedly took himself to hospital, where he begged doctors to “please, please help me.”
He added: “The eel is moving through my body.”
After performing an all-night operation, unamused medics revealed that “the eel was simply trying to find its way out.”
We can’t blame it.
They added: “It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.
“This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury.
“Eels have small but very sharp teeth.”
Erm... ouch?
When questioned about how he got into such a slippery situation, the unidentified Guangdong man revealed that he had lost his grip whilst re-enacting a scene from an X-rated film.
He is now to be interviewed over charges of animal cruelty.
Want to read about more weird sexual incidents, including the woman hospitalised after an unfortunate moment with a chainsaw-dildo? Oh, go on then...
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