Malaysian car wash offers sex rewards to loyal customers
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Students love loyalty offers. Nandos with their yummy free chicken (or vegetarian alternative) after your tenth stamp, Boots with their bonus points throughout the festive season- even Staples will help you out with a few loyalty offers on printer ink and other essentials. So what would you say if a car wash offered you sex after your ninth visit? The Malay Mail suggests that a Malaysian car wash was offering just that. Police have said that this loyalty offer was thought up by a merger between the car wash and a neighbouring massage parlour. "How would you make a connection between a car wash and a massage parlour?" I hear you cry. Well, after intelligence suggesting that a massage parlour in Kuala Lumpur was part of illicit activities, the police raided (quite routinely) and found that (mysteriously) many of the massage parlours customers were affiliated with the car wash via a ‘rewards’ card. In order to take full advantage of the offer customers had to visit the car wash ‘nine times within a certain period’, said Officer Emmi Shah Fadhil. During the raid four men believed to be running the partnership that takes loyalty offers to a new and much darker level were arrested, along with nine Vietnamese prostitutes aged between 18 and 28. The women were charged for violating their ‘social visit’ passes and working without a permit. It is not yet known how the male leaders of this operation have been charged.