The most successful CV of the year
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One lucky student’s job application has had more than one and a half million hits on Imgur in just four days. Position applied for: boyfriend. The anonymous student was responding to a post advertised on Facebook for the position of 'boyfriend'. The savvy candidate whipped up a quick covering letter and posted it under the dorm room door of said advertising girl. Unfortunately, we are still yet to hear if his application was successful or not. A worthy candidate, he has a degree in Agricultural Education and is currently studying Unmanned Aircraft Systems, two courses which complement each other impeccably. His skill set includes “cuddling”, “tolerance for shopping”, “oral sex” and “ability to prepare own meals”. He is clearly a very talented young man, having held a position in the top ten leader boards for Call of Duty 2 and 3 for seven months until he was no longer able to pay for his Xbox Live Platinum Account subscription [reasons for why his subscription ended are based on pure speculation].
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