Top Ten Weirdest Sex Toys
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The results from the Student Sex Survey 2012 showed us just how kinky you all are. Inspired by your out-of-the-box bedroom antics, we have put together a list of ten of the weirdest sex toys ever. Vampire Sex in a Can. Literally a vampire’s mouth in a can, this toy allows men to live out their Twilight/Vampire Diaries/True Blood fang-tasies without the extra trouble of having to seduce a willing female participant. Cup Nude. This toy, cleverly disguised as a cup of instant noodles, comes complete with ‘Gently Acid Lotion’ that gives on-the-go lubrication for men who are looking for an extra-special afternoon treat. Goat’s Eyelid Cock Ring. Invented by the Chinese in 1200AD, the cock ring made its way into public life during the Jin and Song dynasties. Not so weird, until we discovered that they were first made from the eyelids of goats, eyelashes still intact.
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