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The past few weeks seem to have consisted of me trudging around the city in the rain, hood up, face scowling, mouth pouting. The reason? Not the current state of the economic climate, nor the fact that Little Mix won X- Factor! Not because of the deadlines coming out of my ears, nose eyes (and other assorted orifices) or the crippling disappointment that writhed within me when I realised my new phone could not understand my stupid farmer accent, and therefore renders the voice recognition pointless. No. It’s because of boredom. I’m so aware of this numbing, aching, feeling that when I do actually have fun, it’s like a slap in the face with a wet salmon. This week, ‘Fun’ literally ran up to me and biffed me round the chubby chops with a large wet fish. I had a good few days, which left me suddenly so aware of my usual fatigued, bored state. At least my moods are kept under wraps though. My face broadcasts my mood across the town but at least the town isn’t broadcasting my mood across neighbouring cities. Such a thing wouldn’t exist... would it? Yes it bloody well would. The age of Wi-fi and Nandos simply demands a town monument that broadcasts the mood of residents across the sky. And so one was created. It’s down here. Well not technically DOWN here as such (it’s in Germany) but the video of it is down here.
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