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As a student you often find yourself having whiny, pale sex with some sweaty someone you just met in a rancid club corner. Or if you’re really lucky - one of your housemates (casual sex with a housemate never works - it makes breakfast seriously awkward and you will cry into your scrambled eggs). Some of it’s good. Some of it’s really good and some of it is so gobsmackingly awful that you take to bed and cover yourself in a blanket (the blanket of shame) for days. Although in this modern age, if it’s bad there are a lot of ahem products on the market to aid (or in some cases create) the fun. I have seen a lot of weird stuff about, but this week I found a product that really outshone anything I’d seen previously. Baconlube. Yes, I write this with a stern, straight face. Baconlube exists. This website here will take you straight to pork-product heaven. To be fair it did start as an April Fool but a lot of people were very keen for a meatier time and so bombarded the makers for more. Now, I can’t quite imagine anyone whipping this out in the heat of the moment, but I’m sure they’re out there. Now Baconlube aside - something that does get me hot under the collar is ketchup. And lots of it.
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