TNS Web Dump
4th October 2011
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JLS unleashed their own versions of condoms (basically regular Durex with their faces on the box) several months ago. I don’t really know why, as someone staring up at you all gelled hair and smouldery-eyed from a little cardboard box is enough to put a dampner on anyones evening, and therefore good enough birth control itself- condoms aside. But it would seem the range did well, and Aston’s eager little face didn’t put too many people off. So, this paved the way for more weird condom branding. This Tumblrblog, entitled ‘New Condoms’ takes already famous brands and shoves them on the packaging. Most of them are food or drink based. Fast food and drink based! So it gives a whole new meaning to the Pringles slogan, ‘Once You Pop You Can’t Stop’’. Well, if you have the mind for that sort of thing I suppose. Which I most certainly do not (cough). Anyway, good for a giggle, this site includes different brands such as Nike, McDonalds, Monster Energy and KFC. Joking aside, condoms are one of those things you need, like water or air or something. It’s an essential part of the whole bed shakin’ experience. These days though, it seems like you need to do more personal grooming than ever to get down to it. So you do everything you can to be buffed polished and hairless. But in some cases, not totally hairless. This hereis for well, pubic stencils. Want to shape your jungle into a tree? A star? A moon? A bull? But it’s too tricky to sculpt with a razor blade? Well, buy one of these and mow away. And it’s not just for women. Guys, saddle up and prepare to lop out your bits over the sink for a good old trim.
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