The 5 worst websites to visit whilst drunk
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After a few too many drinks with friends we’ve all come back from a night out, completely smashed but not tired. Maybe it’s the Red Bull and vodka you funnelled down your throat. Maybe it’s the testosterone still pumping round your system. Maybe it’s the fact that you attempted to do the splits on the dancefloor haunting you. Whatever the reason, you’re drunk, alone and have a laptop full of terrible ideas. Ideas like: Facebook The obvious first port of call for drunken idiocy, Facebook gives you an unrivalled range of fuckuppery options. Get involved in comment wars with people you hardly know. Don’t worry, the risk is minimal because, no matter how dumb and booze addled your opinions, no one will be able to read them. Your posts may start off vague legible (sample “I reafllyllijeTyulrSwifft”) but by the end they’ll have morphed into Welsh street signs (sample “cyllllyhhyarrthyyjggle”) Or you could just do what you do sober. Stalk your ex and hope her boyfriend is fat. LinkedIn This website has huge, unexplored potential for drunken career wrecking typing. I’ve done it personally (I have my Tab articles for drunken career wrecking typing) but the possibilities here are endless. Change your Job Description to “Pussy Hound”. Send potential employers endorsements for “sexual harassment” or “racism”. Come on people.
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