And Britain's Horniest Student is...
15th November 2013
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After a month long search, Exeter University’s Elina Desaine has beaten-off the ‘hundreds of sex-mad students' to be crowned Britain’s Horniest Student.
The 20-year-old IT Business Management and self-proclaimed ‘slutvian’ snapped up the ‘prestigious’ accolade from student hook-up site Shag At Uni.
From her entry it was obvious that Elina is able to put it about with the best of them.
“I should be the UK’s horniest student because I have sex with at least two/three different people a week. Sometimes I go clubbing, have sex with someone, and then go back to the club to pick up my second victim. Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my ‘shag list’ and do it in the computer room (I’ve done this before, was great!) With your help of Alcohol, I will be able to become an even Hornier Student!” On her ‘proudest achievement to date’, and in a break from being horny, Desaine said, “I entered the competition after my friend saw it advertised by Shag at Uni online. He told me that I was perfect for it as I have a huge reputation on campus for letting my hair down and having fun. Everyone should act like me!” And she had the credentials to back up her ‘horniest’ claims, having bed 16 different guys while at uni and having five or six ‘fuck buddies’ on call to give her sex ‘whenever she needs it’.
The 20-year-old IT Business Management and self-proclaimed ‘slutvian’ snapped up the ‘prestigious’ accolade from student hook-up site Shag At Uni.
From her entry it was obvious that Elina is able to put it about with the best of them.“I should be the UK’s horniest student because I have sex with at least two/three different people a week. Sometimes I go clubbing, have sex with someone, and then go back to the club to pick up my second victim. Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my ‘shag list’ and do it in the computer room (I’ve done this before, was great!) With your help of Alcohol, I will be able to become an even Hornier Student!” On her ‘proudest achievement to date’, and in a break from being horny, Desaine said, “I entered the competition after my friend saw it advertised by Shag at Uni online. He told me that I was perfect for it as I have a huge reputation on campus for letting my hair down and having fun. Everyone should act like me!” And she had the credentials to back up her ‘horniest’ claims, having bed 16 different guys while at uni and having five or six ‘fuck buddies’ on call to give her sex ‘whenever she needs it’.
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