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After a month long search, Exeter University’s Elina Desaine has beaten-off the ‘hundreds of sex-mad students' to be crowned Britain’s Horniest Student.

Britain's Horniest StudentThe 20-year-old IT Business Management and self-proclaimed ‘slutvian’ snapped up the ‘prestigious’ accolade from student hook-up site Shag At Uni.

From her entry it was obvious that Elina is able to put it about with the best of them.

“I should be the UK’s horniest student because I have sex with at least two/three different people a week. Sometimes I go clubbing, have sex with someone, and then go back to the club to pick up my second victim. Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my ‘shag list’ and do it in the computer room (I’ve done this before, was great!) With your help of Alcohol, I will be able to become an even Hornier Student!”

On her ‘proudest achievement to date’, and in a break from being horny, Desaine said, “I entered the competition after my friend saw it advertised by Shag at Uni online. He told me that I was perfect for it as I have a huge reputation on campus for letting my hair down and having fun. Everyone should act like me!”

And she had the credentials to back up her ‘horniest’ claims, having bed 16 different guys while at uni and having five or six ‘fuck buddies’ on call to give her sex ‘whenever she needs it’.

The Latvian born student’s past exploits include hooking up with two older bartenders at her student’s union bar, having sex in the computer room and stripping naked to the Baywatch theme tune whenever it played in her local night club.

Unfortunately, she is still chasing her ultimate goal of having sex with one of her lecturers.

University turned her sex-life from boring into ‘award-winning’ she says: “Before uni I had only slept with my ex boyfriend and one other guy. As soon as I knew I was going to study at Exeter I had to dump my boyfriend so that I could finally live out my wild side. has definitely helped me to find my inner freak and I normally have sex most nights now.” 

Her flat-mates got concerned about her wild-side recently forcing Elina to take a Chlamydia test. Luckily she was disease free. She may be horny but she is also safety conscious.

“My one rule is if the guy hasn’t got a condom, he isn’t shagging me. It’s great because you can have fun without getting any diseases.”

It’s lucky that she has now won a year’s supply of condoms along with £500 and a brand new Samsung mobile. To help her with her horny endeavours she also gets some alcohol and a year’s free membership to Shag At Uni.

How can students live the Elina Desaine lifestyle? “Just shag more. Just go crazy, uni’s the time to do it. Especially during exam period because that’s when you get stressed the most and sex is a great way to relieve yourself.”

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