Why we should ban gay marriage
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Same sex marriage was legalised in the U.K. back in 2014, to much happiness and feelings of 'finally' within the LGBTQ+ community. But here are 10 reasons that never should have happened. 1. Religious figures are against it We have heard time and time again, from religious figures of all walks of life, how much being gay is a sin. A multitude of religious texts have warned against it. Take, for instance, The Bible, in which Adam and Eve are the first people God created. There was no mention of an Adam and Steve. Or an Eve and Abigail. And we all know that everything that happened in the Bible (and The Qur'an, and The Tanakh, etc. etc.) is real and definitely actually completely did happen. 2. It's not natural Two people of the same gender being together just isn't the norm and isn't widely seen on TV or in film, making it unacceptable. And we all know that this society does not like anything unnatural, rejecting things such as polyester, eyeglasses, air conditioning, etc. 3. Seeing gay marriage will make others gay You know, in the same way being around tall people makes you tall. Or the fact that every straight couple out there raises only straight kids. 4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful The sanctity of straight marriage will be destroyed if gay couples can get married. For example, the sanctity of Kim Kardashian's 72-day marriage will be dismantled. 5. Marriage is only to produce children Marriage isn't about just being with the person you love! And every single straight couple that gets married only has sex to have children, not to have fun. This is why old couples aren't allowed to get married, infertile couples aren't allowed to get married, and adoption doesn't exist.
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