We MUST ignore the pleas to 'stop talking about terrorism'
28th March 2017
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It says something about modern life, and that thing cannot be pleasant: we have developed an entire lexicon, a thesaurus of sorts, of stock-responses to what we are obliged to call ‘acts of terrorism’ (or ‘acts of God’, to use the ‘terrorist’’ vernacular.) And it is now possible to predict, with a high degree of accuracy, the order in which these responses will be delivered.
First, people begin marking themselves as ‘safe’ on Facebook. They do so with little regard for geography - I’m sorry to know someone who felt the need to declare himself ‘safe’ during the attack on Westminster from his residence in Edinburgh. And they continue to do this until the end of the day, regardless of the time of the attack. The general response, immediately after the event, is expressed in the language of ‘emoji’; sad and shocked faces abound, with a scattering of happy and laughing faces on the Facebook feeds of Al Jazeera.
Politicians and the security services will say that they know exactly what’s going on, but that they do not know enough to comment. The Prime Minister will be whisked away, and we’ll be told that she’s been swallowed up by COBRA. Later, once the dust has settled and the ambulances have gone back from whence they came, speeches will be given.
We have, it will be said, been subjected to a wicked and evil thing. But it will not divide us. Tomorrow we will go about our usual business, unbowed and unafraid; therefore the attacker, who seems always to want to sew division and discord, has failed. We are, it is said, a decent and tolerant and enlightened people; there will be no divisions, no violence, no reprisals of any sort. Once again, we are happy and good and nothing will change the fact, least of all that. We’re united. We’re together. Got it yet? United. Doth the lady not protest…
If the attack takes place in London, we can expect the present mayor to remind us how wonderfully diverse the city is. Diverse and yet tolerant, welcoming and accepting of everyone (who can afford to live there). And we can be sure - more sure than we can be that Ken Livingstone will mention Hitler, even - that we will also be reminded that he is the ‘Muslim Son Of A Bus Driver’.
This might seem odd, coming as it does from one of the ‘hate has no religion’ school of people whose slogans are inverted and one word too long. Why, if religion has nothing to do with it, is his religion relevant? But Mr. Khan is exculpated because we have all heard him say ‘Muslim Son Of A Bus Driver’ many times before, and seldom in a context in which it is relevant.
Newspapers and ‘news’ outlets, like The Guardian, the Independent, Huffington Post and the Canary, will begin sharing what Douglas Murray, of The Spectator, calls ‘Muslim Good News Stories’. Blood donations, feeding the homeless, and the type of eager-reluctant denunciation reserved for people who have ‘nothing to do with Islam’. Seldom is it noted, save by the author already mentioned, that many, if not most, of these ‘Muslim Good News Stories’ feature devotees of the Ahmadiyya sect; a sect with good reason to seek comradeship with us since they get so little of it from their coreligionists.

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