Everything That Sucks About: The Green Party
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Welcome to Everything That Sucks About, the series that takes each political party and points out all the biggest the problems, idiots and gaffes associated with them. We’ll do each party, so don’t get upset if we rip the piss out of the one you like. Just take some deep breaths and we’ll be mocking someone you hate before you know it. This time we’re doing: The Green Party If politics were a classroom The Green Party would be the amiable "special" kid eating Pritt Stick in the corner. He means well, and does seem to want the best for people. Which makes you feel all the worse for pointing out he’s shat himself. The Green Party have lots of interesting ideas. Decriminalising drugs, decriminalising prostitution, getting rid of the Monarchy. These are all ideas I could get behind. That and a foreign policy that effectively boils down to, “Stop giving money to countries that treat human rights abuse like Jamaica treats the 100 metres”, make them a pretty likable party. But you’re not here for positivity or sensible constructive criticism. So let’s turn to the fun part. And the good news is the Greens have more skeletons packed into their closet than an Idi Amin themed fetish club. Starting with: The Leader Every interviewer’s favourite walking PR disaster Natalie Bennett. Yes, this Aussie manages to screw up every interview she gives in 60 seconds flat. It’s unbelievable. Listening to Bennett for 60 seconds is like listening to an episode of Just A Minute where the category is bullshit. If you haven’t heard her getting mauled on LBC or crushed on Daily Politics I suggest you hit Youtube now.
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