How to bag a husband, step by step
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University of Georgia (UGA) student Amber Estes has made the news after posting an article in her university publication detailing how exactly to bag yourself a husband after you've graduated - peferably one with a big enough salary to fund the southern belle lifestyle. The article provided a step by step guide detailing the does and don’ts of husband hunting, to ensure that said southern belle could guarantee a life spent “sipping tea sat around the pool at the country club while some babysitter looks after Junior and Georgia Ann.” Estes gives away several tools of her trade to help like minded women at the university to bag themselves Mr Right. The list includes the likes of not trying too hard because “nothing screams desperate louder than a girl who is all dolled up in her nicest outfits lounging around the Law buildings”. Instead she encourages girls to wear a well fitting “frockette” emblazoned with the letters and “make sure you look your finest”. Other steps included Instagram, which she argued was one of the most important tools as it allowed a flood of friend requests and subtle light changes and filters to make your own pictures more flattering. The final steps consisted of undying loyalty to your man no matter what, baking him and his frat boys cookies and other baked goods, helping him study for tests and getting on his mother’s good side.
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