Five things we hope happen in the Clegg/Farage debate
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Britain’s two favourite politicians (after Michael Gove and Ed Balls of course) go head to head tonight in a live radio debate about whether Britain should remain in the EU. OH YES. Exciting isn’t it? It’s the bruiser from the boozer vs the student slayer on the radio tonight. But will Nigel Farage and Nick Clegg actually say what they really think? Here are five things we hope happen in tonight’s live debate. The new coalition Much is being made of the differences between Clegg and Farage. One wants in Europe, one wants out of Europe. One is anti-immigration, one is pro-immigration. However, no one is talking about the similarities between Nick ‘n’ Nige. Both attended public schools. Both have European wives and both hate David Cameron. So instead of focusing on the differences, what if our two noble political titans suddenly decided to get it on, forget all about the nasty Tories and create one super political party to beat them all? The UK Liberals has a lovely ring to it. Comedy sound effects play havoc with their speeches You just know that most of this debate is going to be extremely boring. Both sides will stick to the point’s they’re trying to make while shouting down the other. Both will interrupt a lot and neither will actually address any of the important issues. So, what if radio host Nick Ferrari decided to play a few comedy sound effects just to liven things up? For example, every time Farage says “EU fat cats”, we get to hear the sound of slurping followed by a satisfied “miaooooooowww”. Every time Nick Clegg says “coalition”, we hear pantomime booing. And if someone should dare utter the words “Michael Gove”, we’d all love to hear a chorus of “WANKER”.
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