Media Partners | Contributors | Advertise | Contact | Log in | Friday 12 August 2022

The 15 most defining quotes of Mean Girls

10th March 2014

Share This Article:

There are many things we can thank Mean Girls for: the word ‘fetch.’ Glen Coco. Giving us one last Lindsay Lohan performance before she lost her shit. Mice as Halloween costumes. Burn Books.

Also, although she might have been around for a while, it was the first time we experienced Tina Fey. Ditto Amy Poehler, although we didn’t realise until very, very recently that it was in fact her playing Regina George’s cool mom.

So, in celebration of the fact that there may/may not be a Mean Girls reunion at some point in the near-ish future, let’s revisit our favourite bitchy teenage romcom through a very quick collection of its best quotes.  

“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”










“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”


“This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It’s urgent. Thank you.”









“There are no rules in this house. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”


"I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense... it's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."










"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."









“Two weeks later, we spoke again.”


“4 for you, Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!”


"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar, hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus as much as they like Caesar. WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR!"



“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”









“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”








“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhoea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”







“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”



“And that was the day Regina George died.”

Sign up to The National Student’s weekly newsletter for more stuff like this, plus competitions, offers and discounts.

Articles: 29
Reads: 181224
© 2022 is a website of Studee Limited | 15 The Woolmarket, Cirencester, Gloucestershire, GL7 2PR, UK | registered in England No 6842641 VAT # 971692974