The 15 most defining quotes of Mean Girls
10th March 2014
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“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?” “This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It’s urgent. Thank you.”

“There are no rules in this house. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” "I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense... it's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."


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“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”

“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhoea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”

“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.” and...
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