Review: Walking with Dinosaurs: The 3D Movie
16th December 2013
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★☆☆☆☆The biggest yawn of the year is this gimmicky 3D film that takes us on a prehistoric adventure with a group of dinosaurs. It’s a combination of live action and CGI animation, much like the 1999 television series it shares a name (and some DNA) with, but here voices are dubbed over the top. And it’s the voices that pose the biggest problem. The jokes and screenplay feels depressingly American. Though this is actually a British/Indian co-production, it feels like the most American of adventures. I do not mean this as an offensive comment about Americans generally, but it feels like the film companies have meticulously researched the very worst US children’s television (no doubt languishing in the depths of Nickelodeon) and constructed movie that would appeal its fans. The script is dire – and I mean god-awful dire – and full of unrelenting jokes that are either puerile, crude or tragically unfunny. There is an effort to establish a self-aware vibe during some of the conversations the dinosaurs have. Some highlights include: “This is so prehistoric!” and “Hey, one day all these other animals will be extinct”. Hold on to your sides.
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