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Brits will have to endure 9,828 disappointing cups of tea in their lifetime


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They say the British empire was built on cups of tea, however, the nation is expected to endure 9,828 disappointing cups in their lifetime, according to a new survey.

Researchers from Clipper Teas undertook a nationwide study into Brits' tea drinking habits and revealed we drink an average of 28 cups a week, but according to the poll, at least THREE of those are truly disappointing. 

Half of those polled said they have had to complain (the horror!) to a partner, friend or work colleague about their lack of brew making efforts, with three in ten claiming they feel genuinely insulted by a poor cup of tea.

In fact, three quarters felt that the way in which a person makes your tea is a solid indication of how well they really know you. Or, even, how they feel about you. Never trust someone who cannot make a good cuppa! 

It is not surprising though, that it is our work colleagues who are most likely to serve a cup that is below the expectations, however four in ten said they are too petrified to confront their boss over bad tea and 20 percent do not dare tell their partner that they hate the way they make it. And they say relationships are built on trust! 

A further 19 percent complained about the way their sibling made tea and 12 percent even took a swipe at their own mum, claiming her tea was undrinkable. Now, that's some bravery! 

And if you don't want to make the register of "bad teamakers" your presenation should be equally satisfactory. Tea stains down the side of the cup, chipped mugs, over milky brews - and being given sugar when you specifically didn’t ask for it were among the main concerns of the 2,000 Britons who took part in the study. 

In fact Brits love their tea so much that they'd rather be sworn at than receive a disappointing cup of tea and one in ten felt someone forgetting your birthday was less insulting than someone presenting you with a poor-quality cuppa. 

According to Clipper’s Master Blender, the optimum time to leave the teabag in is 3 – 4 minutes. However, 26 percent of the nation admit to not leaving the tea bag in for long enough and 36 percent said they would complain if their tea was too weak. 

One in five said their preference was for their tea to be strong with a dash of milk, but a more adventurous 15 percent like it black with a slice of lemon.

The poll found over a third of Brits are convinced that if someone gives them a poor-quality cup of tea, they simply don’t care enough, with one in twenty saying their day is totally ruined if it starts with undrinkable tea.

The biggest tea related grumble is if it is too weak (36 percent), but nearly one in twenty throw a wobbler if tea isn’t served with a biscuit to accompany it. So don;t forget to stock your cupboards for emergencies. 

More than one in three (13 percent) go crazy if they get a cuppa in a chipped mug and one in ten objects if the wrong milk is added.


1. Too weak - 36 percent 
2. Luke-warm - 35 percent 
3. Too milky - 30 percent 
4. The teabag has not been in for long enough - 26 percent 
5. The mug has not been washed properly - 25 percent 
6. It has the incorrect amount of milk - 21 percent 
7. The cup is half empty - 20 percent 
8. It is poor quality tea - 19 percent 
9. The cup is half full - 18 percent 
10. Too strong - 18 percent 
11. The teabag was left in too long - 18 percent 
12. The milk was put in before the tea - 18 percent 
13. Someone rushed the process - 16 percent 
14. Not enough sugar or sweetener was in it - 15 percent 
15. There are tea stains down the cup - 14 percent 
16. Not milky enough - 14 percent 
17. The mug is chipped - 13 percent 
18. The wrong type of milk - 11 percent 
19. They gave you sugar/sweetener when you don’t take it - 11 percent 
20. It is not the right brand of tea - 9 percent 

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