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With a few drinks down the hatch, most people seem to think that they’re a bi t of a whizz on the dance floor. Despite all evidence to the contrary, drunkards nationwide wait until they’re practically senseless before deciding to strut what remains of their alcohol-soaked stuff. One of the low points of my entire life was seeing a man who had quite obviously wet himself dancing like a demented MichaelFlatley while accompanied by the music of the Jackson Five. Drunk or not, some of us are simply not blessed with a natural sense of rhythm. For these unfortunate people, alcohol only serves to reveal their failures in the dancing department. Dutch courage may be a great solution for encouraging you onto the dance floor. But you realise that it’s backfired when you come to your senses with a sweaty armpit in your face and find yourself making shapes that you didn’t even know existed. Let’s not forget though, that even the most talented dancers in the world probably need to brush up on their technique every now and then. With exams in control of everyone’s lives at the moment there stands a good chance that you’ve neglected your dancing lately. And when you return to your favourite discotheque post-exams, who knows whether your big-fish-little-fish-cardboard-box routine will still have the same impact? What you really need is a refresher course where you can pick up a few new moves. Luckily for you, Finnish disco guru Ä‚ke Blomkvist has just what you’re looking for.
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